i wanna be in oprah

At first I was shocked by the image of this long tube being IN Oprah. Don't they mean ON. Well apparently not. Oprah is not only a person and a tv show it's also a magazine. Look closely, therefore the headline reads correctly, however, I beg to differ.


Broken like the dreams of so many Canadian hockey fans the leaf, though golden has fallen to the cold ground where losers go.


Flag as sacred symbol besmirched, surely an act of desecration worthy of criminal punishment, this is our pride we are crowing about!


Time as corrosion eats paint and metal alike along the weakened seams where manipulation occurred.


Like a perfect palette for the performance of time expressed as tree root uprising this sidewalk strives to perfect the art of flat line forever.


Somewhere in the lines reflecting images unseen the angles are calculated to bring the object into view.